my submission for the Scott Pilgrim vs the world contest
With the power from the metal gods themselves; he has mastered the art of Moshpit. Like early tribal customs each tattoo is a representation of his strength in battle, which shows in his ability to wield a 200 lbs barbell as a double edged mallet.
"He is more powerful than all the armies of the world
more violent than violence, more deadly than death
He has destroyed more men than all the nation's wars
He is relentless, unpredictable, waiting for your last breath"